Do You Love an Apple/IBM?

(lyrics by Laramie Sasseville)

chorus:
Do you Love an Apple? Love your IBM?
Do you love a laddie met through your modem?
Yes, I love him, though I could deny him,
I'll log on with him when ever I can!

G - - - / - - - D7 / G G7 C G / G - D7 G

He sits at the keyboard, he never gets up,
And then he tells me, I've got a big butt!
Still, I love him, though I could deny him,
I'll log on with him whenever I can.

Before the network I'd sport and I'd play,
Now cables and hardware they get in me way!
Still, I love him, though I could deny him,
I'll go on line with him whenever I can.

Before the network I'd go to the mall,
Now that I'm hacking, I've no clothes at all -
Still, I love him, though I could deny him,
I'll log on with him whenever I can.

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