Politically Correct Mama

Mama don't 'low no bitchin' and moanin' 'round here. (2x)

Well I don't care what mama don't 'low:

Everyone's a critic anyhow!

Mama don't 'low no bitchin' and moanin' 'round here.

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Mama don't 'low:

No confrontations … behind her back, anyhow -

No negativity … there's no point and we're all gonna die, anyhow -

No snotty elitism … I'm better than that, anyhow -

No vanity … I love mine, anyhow -

No greediness …. I don't want it all, I just want the best!

No pedantry … She's an archetypal icon of the universal urge for comfort, security and control in the material world, anyhow -

No death and destruction … I'll have my steak bloody rare -

No name-calling … she's the epitome of Evil, anyhow -

No petty resentments … this is just another case of how she's always putting me down, anyhow

No Paganry … what's that old witch know, anyhow -

No having fun … we'll make fun of her, anyhow -

No sexiness … it's under wraps, anyhow -

No yelling and screaming … we'll call it music, anyhow -

No selfishness … let her sing her own song, anyhow -

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